Mostly Forbidden Zone

Cutting a lady into halves with circular saw.

Family act finds Percy Abbott pushing a sword through a box, as Mrs. Abbott, daughter Linda, and son Jules assist in the trick

Abbott Magic profiled in Popular Mechanics, 1957

Levitating lady

Look! He stuck the knife right through his arm.

Baby man magician

Hug Me Tight Perfume

Helps draw your lover to you like a magnet.

It lingers around you like a fascinating dream

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Gerbil vest.

Watch out for
BLEEDING GUMS
TENDER GUMS
INFLATED GUMS
IRRITATED GUMS

Easy Come. Easy Go

via the amazing Quasi-Interesting Paraphernalia

I got to do an email interview with international superstar Klenginem. He covers Eminem songs in Klingon while dressed as a Klingon. Here’s my favorite exchange:

Monkey Goggles: One of the main reasons to be in a band is to attract women. Does this work with Klingon rapping?

Klenginem: That’s what I also thought in the beginning. But all I got was a bunch of fat Klingons with long beards.

Click here to watch his video and read the full interview.

Be-switched
Be-wigged
Be-beautiful!