The ham you cut with a fork
Got to — ESCAPE!
(Source: johnnythehorse, via ghostpeppermintmiss)
Don’t make any noise now, if you’re wise!
No Lagging! There are so many more delightful things awaiting you!
Satan is my life coach.
The Great Gabbo
Dressed for church.
(Source: wrecksgalore, via ghostpeppermintmiss)
Do you wake up looking pretty - or pretty awful?
Wearing a Groucho Marx mask to church is against the law in Alabama.
Why be irritated?