Violette and her Monkey, Jacko.
An old lobster came with a bunch of keys
Elvis Side Burns are HERE! In this Machine!
(Source: grottu, via rrrick)
She met a large wolf, which had a great mind to eat her up
The Pigmy of Folkared’s Cliff.
The Fun Goth Colouring in Book
(I prefer the not fun one)
(Source: gnoth, via liarmouth)
You’re TWICE as handsome since you gained 10 lbs.
It’s a crime to be SKINNY
Fix fringe to forehead with “SCOTCH” Tape and cut across top of tape. Fringe cuts straight, hair trimming stick to tape - won’t fall in eyes.
I do not recommend this for beards or bangs.
Banana Juggling Marvels